Please don't bother contacting me if you don't live in Cheboygan or Emmett county Michigan. I'm sure you're a wonderful person if you live somewhere else but it's just too far away. Also try to "write" your message to me. This means beginning your sentences with a capital letter and ending your sentences with punctuation marks. Not trying to use proper grammar or spelling in a message is the equivalent of showing up on a date without taking a shower. It sends a message that you don't value the person you're writing to.
Let me give you ladies some help with this...
"Your" is the possessive form of "you," as in "your car." "You're" means "you are," as in "you're cool, I like your car."
"Too" means "also," "in addition," moreover," or "furthermore." "To" is a preposition. "Two" is "the number 2." For instance: "I had two apples, which was too many apples, so I went to the store to sell them."
"Was" follows a singular noun, "were" follows a plural noun. "We were alive." "I was alive." "He was happy." "They were happy." "Jan was drunk" "Jan and Dave were drunk." If more than one person is doing something in a sentence, use "were." If only one person is doing something, use "was."
"Hear" means "listen." "here" means "this spot" or the opposite of "there." "I hear a drum beating when I stand here." "Here is the place where you can hear the cannons." (Yes, as crazy as it is, I keep getting messages from women who don't understand this.)
Ladies, if you find my ****ing about grammar and spelling snobbish, don't message me. I am not asking for perfect spelling and grammar, but these are third grade mistakes I'm talking about here and most of you ladies who make them are in your mid-twenties to early thirties. I want to date a woman I can have a conversation with. If you still have second grade grammatical abilities at the age of 28, it's unlikely you're the right person for me. I'd like to be able to talk with a woman about something other than beer prices.
I like women with brains who care about the world.
If you're from northern Michigan, you should check out my website. http://northernmichiganfun.com
I'm not a spelling and grammar nerd, who demands perfection from anyone, but seriously, not knowing the difference between "to" and "too?" Give me a break. If you're in your late twenties to early thirties and you don't know that the synonym for "listen" is spelled "h-e-a-r" instead of "here," I'm sorry, but there's not much of a chance the two of us are going to hit it off.
Seriously, it's like one woman after another. No one bothers to try to write a coherent sentence.
Here are some examples, straight out of my inbox. Tell me seriously, would any of you attempt to pursue a relationship with someone who wrote you something like this...
That is a bummer that I live to far for you there. I us to live in Petoskey a year and half ago but moved here to Alpena because homes was cheaper here but hard to find this job that I am working at now but it was nice of you to reply back to tell me that where I live at is to far.
Hi! How are you? I like to get to know you more. Do you mind your woman being a over weight. I am working on losing weight. I need to get myself a new picture here because when the last time I took this picture it was about a year ago and need to up date it with taking a new picture. Is Alpena to far for you there. Please respond back to me and we can get to know each other better I hope.
Hello, I just signed up today. I am a single mother who enjoy children. I would like to here back from you sometime
I NO U CANT C HER TO GOOD BUT THIS IS ANNA NO SHE IS NOT YOUR DAUGHTER PLEASE TRUST ME I WAS PREGO B4 I MET U I WILL NEVER LYE TO U GET BACK IF U R UP ID LOVETO TALK TO U AGAIN OK THANK U DEER PLUSWE DID USE RUBBERS DO U REMEMBER THAT HOW CAN U GET PREGNANT WITH THE RUBBER THERE IS NO WAY .
I didn't cherry pick those messages either. Those are literally the last four messages in my inbox from three different girls. No, I'm not making up the last one, but it's a case in point anyway.
Does anyone else think it is totally insulting to send someone a message without checking to see if you're spelling anything or even writing a coherent sentence? That's like showing up on a date without taking a shower for three weeks. It shows a total lack of respect for the person you're contacting.
Ladies, I know it's a popular idea that men don't care about brains, but give me a break. Even if you don't think men care at least attempt to have some intelligence for your own sake. Some of us do like brains and when you send us messages like this it's a total fucking turn off. How can I possibly have a stimulating conversation with some twat who doesn't know how to use "to" and "too" properly? Give me a break.
And so many of you wonder why you keep ending up with morons. Well, it's because smart men like me like dating smart women and you are not fucking smart. Develop your brain a little bit for fucks sake. You're on the internet day in and day out, it would take you two minutes out of your life to look up the proper use of "to" and "too," or "was" and "were," or "your" and "you're," or "here" and hear."
Sorry for the rant folks, but this is one of those minor annoying parts of my life that has been annoying for too long.
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